Dagens räddning!

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Dagens skratt

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Blicken är priceless! hahaha HUMOR!!!

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Blev typ sängliggandes

Hade heldag med Alexandra i onsdags. Vi brukar fika ute och laga mat på kvällen och skratta till nån rolig film . Men neeeej Chris fick iden att vi skulle springa 8.5 km innan maten.
Blev intervaller. Sprang ca 1,5 km sen powerwalk 3 minuter sen sprang 1,5 km sen powerwalk 3 minuter och så fortsatte vi i 8.5 km. Kan inte påstå att det va smärtfritt. Men skönt för stunden. Vi vila lite innan vi börja med maten. Blev korv stroganoff med chili ! Maten blev riktigt god och så såg vi en riktig klassiker. White chicks! Riktigt rolig film . Vi kollade lite på inspirationsbilder iom vi har en plåtning nästa torsdag.
Stay tuned!

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Why Girls Should Not Marry A Rich Guy

Läste denna artikel via Robertos Facebook och måste säga att detta är det bästa jag läst på länge!!
Här har vi en tjej som ställt frågan hur hon kan hitta en rik kille och gifta sig med.
Ger henne stort cred för hennes ärlighet. Inte många som skulle vågat ställa frågan rakt ut. Diggar det skarpt. Men läs svaret! Priceless!

”I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry a rich person like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty”

”Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain: what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”. Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advise that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. J.P. Morgan CEO”

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Sveriges största mytoman

Detta måste vara nåt av det sjukaste jag hört på länge! Hahaha vilken Hjälte!

Haha här snackar vi ÄGD!

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Dagens biofilm : Anchorman 2

Vet inte hur många år jag och Jojje har väntat på denna filmen!
Ska se den med men honom och Karolina! Ska bli kul!!!

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